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Sunday, December 30, 2007

Weve Come A Long Way!

We’ve Come A Long Way!

Current mood:impressed

This week (specifically 12/27) marks the 120th anniversary of electricity coming to DeLand. DeLand was the first city in Florida to have electricity.

The benefactor supplying the street lights was John Stetson, of the Stetson Hat company, and namesake of Stetson University. He needed a bigger generator for his factory in Fairport, NY. He was one of the directors of the new power company, and used his old smaller generator here. The first generator donated by Stetson was the fourth generator made by Thomas Edison himself.

We have progressed a little since then. Look at the huge period of time that has passed in the spectrum of world history, and how much has been accomplished in the last 100 years, and even more so the last 20 years. Absolutely amazing, and stunning to think what the future may hold, even in our lifetime!

Friday, December 28, 2007

Christ HAS left the holiday...

Christ has left the holiday...

Current mood:discontent

At a DJ forum I haunt, someone started a thread about losing Christ in Christmas, from a Christian perspective. I posted a reply and liked the wording so I thought I would blog it publicly here. To see the entire thread, including my reply and responses, click here: http://www.ourdjtalk.com/showthread.php?t=10423

Why is Christmas becoming a Holiday? Where has Christ gone?

Christmas has become a big blur. Keep in mind, our societies values keep evolving...look at how life and culture was in the 50s compared to now...not only are family values and the importance of religion eroding, but the meaning of the holiday has become watered down into a commercial frenzy transcending all religious boundary.

Christmas is a holiday set aside to celebrate the birth of Christ. It has nothing to do with Santa, trees, decorations, gifting or marketing. Christmas is celebrated by Christians. Santa, trees and other things are NOT Christian symbols.

Much of what is used today to celebrate "Christmas" is actually derived from Pagan and Celtic Winter Solstice celebrations...but many moons ago, the practices became adopted by the Christians as well. So even todays symbols of Christmas have nothing to do with Christ by design. Christmas as we know it has only existed since the late 1800s.

Santa is not mentioned in the bible...he is a symbol of the man made version of Christmas. He is a fictional character of European descent whose legend has evolved. Even the image of Santa as we recognize him was created by Coca Cola many years ago in their marketing. Santa is a marketing icon.

But we overlook ALL these facts, and decide to lump the entire chalupa under the umbrella of Christmas...which apparantly, after all these decades, Christ has become less and less a part of. It is more about the commercial aspect, the party aspect, the gifting aspect and the Santa aspect than it has become about the Christ aspect.

So even non Christians participate in the other areas of the Holiday. Hence, the term Happy Holiday...since it encompasses all the aspects of the holiday without the focus on Christ.

You really think stringing lights all over your house makes you a better Christian? It does not show Christmas spirit, it shows Holiday spirit. Exalting Christ shows Christian Christmas spirit.

Society has been rewarded today for the evolution of the holiday by its members. We watered down the meaning and now are complaining that we cant find any Christ-meat in our Holiday stew?

So to those complaining about the erosion of Christ from Christmas...does having your tree up, lights up, sending your cards and buying and getting your gifts really celebrate Christmas, or is it more of a Holiday celebration. What did you do to celebrate Christ? Do you think your kids worshipped more to Christ or Santa?

Saying Happy Holiday or Merry Christmas is lip service. Only Christians celebrate Christmas, and I will go on a limb and say most of the Christians dont really know how to celebrate properly. THAT is why Christmas is becoming a Holiday.

Furthermore...in todays social climate, more people are willing to be open about stepping away from Christ. For many years it was so taboo to have an alternate belief, or a lack of belief, that the alternate believers remained underground. Further yet, many years we did not think as globally as we do now. There was not as much travel, communication, satellites or the internet, so belief remained regional. Today, beliefs or lack of, are more prevalent in smaller areas, so your community probably has larger pockets of groups who do not necessarily celebrate or worship Christ as the saviour, but do celebrate the holidays by participating in what has become the custom...trees, decorations and gifting.

This is where political correctness in borne from. Trying to please everyone...or rather not offend anyone. Tolerance goes a long way, but there appears to be a lack of it, and lets just say that it only takes one bad apple to spoil the bunch. Everyone is afraid of being sued or boycotted for their professed belief, or now lack of. Everyone is now getting rabid when corporations choose the word Holiday over Christmas. This almost smacks of a reverse discrimination though, when you realize that Christmas being forced by Christians threatening boycotts is not very tolerant or Christlike either.

If you are a Christian, learn to properly celebrate your faith...if you celebrate Christmas the way 90% of America does, then Happy Holidays. If you are exalting Christ, then Merry Christmas.

It is your choice. It is my choice. But, THAT is where Christ has gone, and you put him there.

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Rat Bastards

Rat Bastards

Current mood:angry

Came home today and saw Christmas cards in the street...checked and they belonged to my neighbors...apparently someone is going down the street and opening all the Christmas cards looking for loot. Some made it back to the mailbox, others were tossed to blow in the wind. Wonder how many wont get seen, or how much money got taken?

I am spearheading a campaign to remove all of our mailboxes and have the Post Office install a central mail station with lock boxes. If all the folks on my block agree, we can have it done free of charge! I am mailing out the requests tomorrow...we will see how it pans out.

This is why I personally have had a PO Box since 1983 or so! I GET my mail. It aint the 50s anymore.

Saturday, December 15, 2007

2 Things - Of Helpful Crucifixions and Hannah Montana

2 Things - Of Helpful Crucifixions and Hannah Montana

Current mood:quixotic

Hadnt blogged in awhile...so, 2 things stuck in my craw today, and I thought I would just post them here...not that they really mean anything in the big scheme of things, but I thought you might find them fodder for interest as I did.

First of all, it is CAVALRY not CALVARY. Several times this week I have heard people say "Here comes the calvary". For those who do not know, the Cavalry were the mounted soldiers who would appear on the horizon when you were in peril and their appearance signified you would be helped...Calvary was the site of Jesus' crucifixion. Next time someone wants the calvary sent in, I implore you to crucify them.
Secondly...my news reports today are full of the arrival of Hannah Montana. Where I can see this is perhaps a cultural phenomena worthy of report on a slow news day, further scrutiny of the event leaves me baffled.
First, the show sold out in 45 minutes. Second, parents have been waiting in line for 2 days to get tickets. Now who waits 2 days to get tickets to entertain their child for 2 hours? Get a life...you could have spent those 2 days doing something more constructive for your child, or at least setting a better example than to display such behavior to a forming childs mind.
Furthermore, the tickets are now hot for scalping...which, as a business man leads me to ask myself...why didnt they raise the price...OR why didnt they just book a bigger venue...OR why didnt they book multiple nights if the demand is there...keep taking money and not have to break down the set daily!
So many questions...so much nonsense. Much ado about nothing. I just dont get it I guess, or else, I am ripe to join the entertainment management forces with my common sense and set the world on its ass. Color me silly.
All the best...will blog more as the spirit hits...just been so busy and uninspired lately.

Monday, October 15, 2007

Getting Tired

Getting Tired

Current mood:amused

Those who REALLY have known me for a long time will appreciate this entry more than those who just know me casually. I am not known to be "kind" to car tires. I either am abusive to them because I have a car that will allow me to be abusive (LOL) or my cars are so old they chew them up, or I dont keep a car long enough to worry about it.... I grew up in the day of cars that knew how to wear out a tire, and in the day of the $10 used tire store, LOL! I had cars I bought JUST because I wanted to wear tires out on them, LOL...see car blog for more details, LOL...

The genesis of my blog today is the fact that I am buying new tires for my van today. I have had these tires since day 1, and I can say in all my years, this is the FIRST set of tires I have gotten brand new, consumed properly with no abuse or issues, no flat tires, no damage repairs or plugs...all the way to the end of their service life. When I replace the tires this afternoon, they will have about 78,500 miles on them! That is a pretty remarkable number if you know me. I mentioned it to my brother, and he was amazed I had put that many miles on the van already, let alone the tires.

I really wanted to get to 80,000 miles just to say I did, but the front tire has a newly developed slow leak, and apparently operating it underinflated caused a problem that accellerated my decision to replace the whole set of 4 tires. I want to get to the end of the life of these tires without having had to remove my jack, or spare...or damage my van in the process of a blowout like I did to a few other vehicles I have owned.

AND, in a related issue out of my character...I am replacing them with the SAME brand and size tire, and paying full price without negotiating into a cheaper tire like I normally do, LOL. If I can get 80,000 out of THIS set, then it will be time to sell the van probably, so why skimp and get something that wont likely last as long?

It appears the self discipline and maturity of age has paid off for me...that and having a vehicle that is loaded with weight and unable to do stunts probably helped out as well...LOL. If the van could do smoky burnouts easily, chances are I would not be writing this today, LOL!

Thursday, September 27, 2007

RESPECT THE PONY: Observation? Rant...Warning? Pet Peeve!

Observation? Rant...Warning? Pet Peeve!

Current mood:aggravated

When I get peeved, I find a blog lets off a little steam...no, this is not about glitter, that is another blog, but this is an issue I feel almost as strongly about.

People...just because one has a ponytail does not give one license to pull it. If you are in an intimate surrounding with a long haired person, then maybe all bets are off, but in a public setting, PLEASE dont pull ponytails or get the wearers attention by dragging them by the ponytail backwards.

The ponytail is first, a body appendage, and second a decoration. You should no more pull me to you by my hair then you would any other appendage. Even grabbing one by the arm and pulling them to you is rude, but to do it with ones hair is another level of assholatry altogether. You dont pull me to you by my hair, and I wont pull you to me by your boobs, or cock.

The best aggravation can be likened to wearing a tie. A tie takes a bit of effort to get a good knot, then a little effort to keep it aligned and straight and comfortable. A ponytail is the same animal...you have to get it straight and centered, then comfortable to your head...not too tight, and not too loose. When someone then "affectionately" pulls you to them, it is like grabbing ones tie and pulling them to you...then the tie is all disheveled, the knot is way too tight and off center, and they have to walk away from you and greet the world with a disheveled appearance, much to their dismay. A ponytail works the exact same way.

Sure, accidents happen when you interface with people and that can be overlooked. People will touch or stroke your hair and that is completely fine...but if your handling of my hair makes me stop in my tracks, puts my neck in an unnatural angle or leaves my coif looking like I just got out of bed, you have crossed a line.

Treat the ponies with respect my peeps...and never wear glitter. LOL.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Interesting Observation

Current mood:surprised

Had the radio on last night listening to an interview with Bill Cosby. Cosby was born in 1937, which has him celebrating his 70th birthday. Cosby is 28 years older than me (42).

Interesting observation to me was that Cosby's father, and my father were both born in the same year. I always knew I was a late in life baby, but that gave me pause to reflect and think: "Dayummm". LOL.

Just got me thinking more as I look thru these photos...

Monday, September 24, 2007

Early Pics Of Me

Current mood:nostalgic

Found some early Harry pics, so thought I would share...

Here is what I believe to be my earliest pic...

And, proving further I have always been about the wheels, as I posted in my "car blog":

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Looks like lots more where these came from, but this is all for now!

Saturday, September 1, 2007

Only Now Beginning To See The Humor In This...

Current mood:aggravated

Lori had her van in the shop and had been driving my spare. We were planning to go pick her van up from the shop Saturday morning. Since she was driving the spare Dodge van, which Foster feels is his, he was chomping at the bit to get to the van. I didnt see any reason not to have him tag along, so away the 3 of us went.

We got to the mechanic's shop and I parked in the shade, but Foster wasn't hearing about sitting in the van, so I let him out with me, and he obediently stayed nearby, which had me very happy that he was becoming such a responsible lad. I paid for the repairs and was preparing to send Lori on her way, when we got involved with more talks about her car. Meanwhile Foster had gotten out of sight for a couple of minutes.

Out the back door of the shop, there is a white clay driveway, with a puddle in it that was full of grease, oil and solvents where apparantly some parts had been being cleaned, combined with recent rainwater. Either way, it was something you definitely would not want to step in.

Unless you're Foster, in which case you dive in head first and roll in it. I called for him, and he came in the back door dripping oily water, and black to the sight. Sailors should not have heard what I was saying, and somehow his new name became "Asshole".

So, I had to take him to the car wash area to get him clean enough to transport, then after he dried a bit, loaded him into the van, and took him home to the front yard. He was banished there until we could prepare to bathe him with Dawn dishwashing liquid. If it was good enough for the animals from the Valdez spill, it is good enough for Foster...and quite effective. Two washes later, with a good high pressure hosing down, he seems good as new.

I was fit to be tied. Today I am starting to see the humor in it...when he walked in dirty, it was like a movie scene...just unbelievable. He knew he pissed me off, but he killed me with kindness for the rest of the day, do I guess we are OK now, LOL. How can you not like him for long?

Monday, August 27, 2007

Life Updates - Home and Work

Current mood:accomplished

Wow, it has been a while since I have written a blog…a lot has been happening, but either much of it has not been newsworthy, or I have been too busy at the time to write. No news generally means no drama, so that can be a good thing...:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />

Home life has been status quo, although I am happy to say I took a few Saturdays off this month and was able to have some recreational time with Lori and friends. Jacky is off living with her latest beau, Andy is working and living with roommates, and Samantha and Ashton are back with us for the time being again…the house was empty for a little while! I am amazed at how good Foster and Tiny are around Ashton…particularly Foster, who plays very well with him, and more importantly is very tolerant.

Speaking of the house, things are looking good on that front. All the areas where the excavations took place because of the felled trees are starting to look normal again. We had been getting some decent rains that were helping us along on that front, but alas the heat and drought have arrived and all is burning away and dehydrating. My landscape skills are a bit Darwinian in that I do not water or preen over the lawn, rather just let things happen, LOL.

And here is a shot of the overview of the front...we live in the house on the right (4br 2ba) and the house on the left is the spare "guest house". It is a 2br 1 ba, but the second bedroom has been converted to a dining room. The driveway on that lot leads to the rear where I park the work van and the truck, the spare van is parked out front, and Lori uses the front driveway to park her car. As seen in my previous blog, this was a much bushier, messier area not long ago, but it also had far more trees and fences, LOL!

Just as I feel like I am getting ahead on that front, another neighbors tree falls…this time on my "guest house". I kept thinking one day a big tree would fall and destroy the house, and the insurance company would step up and pay for my remodeling, but alas, the trunk of the tree flattened my fence, and only a side branch struck the house, apparently doing only minor, if any damage to the house so far…but it is far more project than my little chainsaw will handle, and the neighbor who owns the property isn't exactly rushing over here to cut it up, so I feel like I have my work cut out for me in the next few weeks. The view has changed in the backyard there as they have just built a brand new duplex on the lot adjacent to my back yard.

Been working on ideas for improvements that need to be done around my property, such as new fencing to replace the hurricane damaged fences, new windows to replace some of my older, less energy efficient panes and the possibilities of adding a deck and French doors to the rear of the house and a fixed carport to the front of the main house. These get put to the back burner though, because the process of securing permits and a contractor can be a bit daunting. Secondly, I want to wait until my cash flow is a little more secure.

What will secure my cash flow will be getting rid of my medical debt. For those who may not know, I had a severe accident in Sept 2004 that resulted in a broken neck, along with other injuries, and a STAGGERING medical bill that I was solely responsible for. I own property, so the hospital had no interest in lowering my debt to make it manageable, they were more interested in putting a lien on my property and taking me to court to obtain a judgement against me. Rather than declare bankruptcy or use other devious means to make the debt go away, I opted to pay it…so since getting back in the saddle, I have been sending Halifax Hospital every spare penny I can afford. I have been living a very austere lifestyle; all my purchases have been for the business or to survive, and I spend no money on recreation to speak of. I have kept a pretty intense schedule as well. This is resulting in great success in my goal of eliminating this albatross around my neck. It would have been easy to go to my attorney and make it go away, but I think taking the higher road, although harder, makes me a better person at the end of the day. Sometimes the right thing to do is not the easiest. I am seeing the light at the end of the tunnel, and I have my eye on the prize…so maybe by 2008, I will actually be able to keep what I earn and spend it on improving my life, rather than paying off this plate in my neck.

I did get to splurge on one indulgence for myself recently. I had no vehicle to drive on my day off…my only vehicles were my work van, and a Dodge Cargo Van I kept for a spare in case the main van broke down, and also to use on my days off, or to transport the dogs. On the days when I would want to travel to see friends, I had to drive one of them…and the Dodge is no gas miser. I had been looking for a car or truck, but the parameters were that whatever I bought had to be enough vehicle to pull a trailer, in case I needed to use it for work. I found out my friend Joanne was selling her truck. Joanne is battling MS and has not been able to drive for some time. Even as she recovers, she cannot drive a stick shift, so she put her beloved truck up for sale. She bought it brand new after moving here. It is a 2000 Toyota Tacoma. I have always fancied her truck, and when I heard it was for sale, I called her right away and agreed to buy it. It suits my needs for a fuel efficient day off vehicle, and it will pull my trailer with no problem…it just will not accommodate passengers, unless they want to ride in the back, LOL. This worked out well for me, and JoJo, and I think there is some solace to her knowing that her truck is being cared for by a friend. I know that selling the truck was not an easy thing for her to do. I set up a nice little covered parking area in the backyard so that the truck stays dry and shaded.

Work has been going really well…shows are staying pretty busy, and no real drama occurring. I am trying to go digital again, so I am scoping out laptop deals, determining what software to use, and on the learning curve of doing things right this time. I went digital once before, but I only use that rig for private parties and weddings…it does not really do what I need it to do in the bars, so I am rethinking it all now. Hopefully, very soon I will be fully digital and carrying a little less weight with me to the venues, and being a lot more efficient as well.

So, how are things in your world?

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Rogue Wave - Forgotten Event of 15 Years Ago

Forgotten Event of 15 Years Ago

Current mood:nostalgic

Next month marks the 15th anniversary of a local event many people do not know about or remember. It is amazing when I bring it up, people think I am kidding with them...hard to believe it was 15 years ago!!

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July 3, 1992…around 10:30 pm, I was in my 66 Ford Fairlane convertible, cruising the beachside with the top down. Stopped and parked by the boardwalk, walked around, then got back in the car, up the Main Street ramp, and off to US-1 to visit Taco Bell in South Daytona. Ordered up Tacos, then parked in the lot at the Outlet Mall across the street to consume them while watching the cars go by, listening to the radio under the stars of a clear sky.

The announcer came on the radio and announced that an 18 ft tidal wave had just swept over the boardwalk. I really thought it was a hoax. After a few more reports, I turned to AM news and verified an event had just occurred. I returned to the beach to find all the parked cars had been overwhelmed by a wave of seawater crashing into and swamping hundreds of cars parked that evening on the beach in front of the boardwalk. We all knew people who lost their cars that night...many were not insured.

To this day, there is no explanation for the "rogue wave" that struck. There was no warning, and it has not occurred since. The most rational and accepted cause was that there was an underwater landslide or shift which created the wave. Other theories involve methane gas burps, to nuclear subs. (President Bush Sr was in town for the races…AND Daytona does have a history of submarine activity off the coast dating back to WW2). Other less likely theory involved meteors and flying saucers.

If you are curious, intrigued or otherwise calling Bravo Sierra on me, just Google "Daytona Rogue Wave" for more info.

Keep those windows up beachgoers, LOL!

Friday, June 1, 2007

Great Idea For Removing Stubborn Lovebugs

Great Idea For Removing Stubborn Lovebugs

Current mood:pleased

Heard this idea, and was skeptical, but I tested it and it appears to genuinely work!

I sprayed the front of my van with a hose to loosen the dead carcasses as much as possible, leaving just the juice, random parts and stains behind. I then cleaned half the hood with a sponge and soap to see how difficult it would be to remove the bugs...and it was nearly impossible, and required a tremendous amount of scrubbing and effort.

I used a Bounce dryer sheet to clean the other half. Everything was removed instantly!

Spray the front of the car and wet it thoroughly, then take a dry Bounce dryer sheet and start rubbing the stains lightly, then add pressure as necessary. I would recommend rinsing immediately, especially on black plastic pieces, then washing with clean soap and water to remove the fabric softener residue.

I got every spot off the front of my van in minutes with no effort.

Have fun!

Friday, May 18, 2007

Milestone Anniversary For Harryoke

Current mood:accomplished

May 19 (Saturday) marks the anniversary of my professional career as HARRYOKE! I landed on Flagler Beach with my trailer full of goodies on May 19, 1999, and have not left yet, 2180 shows later!

Hard to believe! Was going over my calendar and realized that this week marks my 8th year serving Flagler with the Harryoke show. It seems like yesterday that I started at Finnegans and Mothers. I have worked at both of those venues continuously since 1999!!

I also had the privelege to work at the old Damn Yankee (now Fishermans Net), Peggys Place (now JTs), Henrys at the Harborside Resort, The former Ocean Deck Cafe (now the Iron Boot), The Shark House and Smiles...along with other venues in the Daytona, DeLand and Orlando areas.

I always laugh about my time at the Iron Boot, because I worked Fridays there for a long time, and went thru like 4 owners and multiple renovations... The only common denominator was that I was there on Friday night at 8...regardless of who worked, owned the building or where the doors or windows moved to, LOL! Anyone who spent anytime at the old Peggys shows has some stories to tell as well.

The only time I ever left a job was either because it was sold and closed, closed for other reasons, or to take a better position! Not a bad record!

My thanks to all of you who have supported me and my show since 99, and allowed me to conduct business full time and make a living. I could not do it without you!

I have made some very close and wonderful friends thru this life path who have changed my life in many ways, and I am looking forward to meeting more and more as the next years go by!

THANKS FRIENDS!!!

Harry

www.harryoke.com

www.myspace.com/harryoke

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

HR1592 - Whats the big deal?

HR1592 - Whats the big deal?

Current mood:contemplative

I am not gonna bore anyone by getting too political or technical, so I will speak simply and without great detail.

HR1592 is a piece of legislation on the table that would make a "hate crime" out of causing someone physical harm based on their sexual preference, as well as other parameters. The bill is designed merely to help punish more severely anyone who inflicts bodily harm or death to another human.

There is a controversy that Christian leaders are not supporting this bill because they feel it is a greasing of the slope toward religious persecution...that they will not be able to preach against homosexuality without penalty.

This is just not so. There is no wording in the bill to limit free speech. The only people who need fear this bill are those who plan on causing bodily harm or death to another, or plan to incite others to do the same.

To see the actual wording of the bill for yourself click here:

http://www.govtrack.us/congress/billtext.xpd?bill=h110-1592

My sister is an evangelical Christian (Pentecostal) who had brought this issue to my mind via a blog encouraging people to not support the bill. I responded by pointing out the wording of the bill did not limit the free speech, and further countering that if preachers WERE inciting congregations to inflict bodily injury on gays, that they should be reigned or or made accountable for inciting such an action.

My sister and I had a dialog about this at her blog, but then I noticed her blogs were removed...I am not sure if she removed them because she had rethought her position or what the reason was, but was surprised to see them gone.

Then, I turned on the TV and on the Colbert Report, there was Steven Colbert echoing my sentiment, in his usual sarcastic way. I wanted to share that clip here in a blog for those who had any interest in it. It is only about 3 minutes long. I ws originally just going to send it to my sister, but figured a blog was a good way to have any dialog about the subject.

CLICK HERE FOR VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKYgsOCcZHw

Saturday, April 28, 2007

A political rant...the future of the US

Current mood:weird

At a karaoke forum that I haunt, a thread opened in regard to our next president, and politics in general. Some topics, including illegal immigrants and our borders appeared, and there was a lengthy dialog. Someone responded to one of my posts today, which caused me to re-read my words, which I had largely forgotten I had typed. Ironically, this sentiment also resurfaced in a conversation with my friend Nilsson who is visiting from England whilst I was driving home with him the other night after work. I thought I would re-post the comment here in my blog, for more to see. Since it was in the context of a conversation, some of the comments I make may feel out of place, but the overall message is conveyed, I do believe. The first comments about immigrants were in direct response to the thread, then a few paragraphs down, my commentary begins...

FROM THE FORUM:

I have mixed feelings...but what I do agree, is that it would be nice if all those entering the country DID do it by legal means. The US is quick to accept all, but would like documentation to get them into the system. Any caveats as to language or whatever are up for debate after that.

I also see a positive side to having a workforce of undocumented immigrants. However, when they get caught in a sweep, one must remember that they ARE breaking the law, and as Mark so eloqently stated, their gamble should not pay off in amnesty because they are already physically here...

One must look at what industries the undocumented are serving in, and decide if getting rid of all of them would be economically feasable, or if prices in certain arenas would rise to unreasonable levels, sending the industry across the border with the undocumenteds. Just food for thought.

America really needs to get it's sh** together quickly. It is not 1945 and we are not the undefeatable innocent superpower anymore. We are global players, bullies, and finding ourselves falling WAYYY behind the technology curve, and the sociolgical advancement curve. We are being surpassed.

When Brazil can exceed our capacity to create an alternative fuel and be self sufficient of the Middle East, and we cant, we should be embarrassed. We should be embarassed that other countries have progressed so far past us in terms of health care, drug reform, crime prevention and punishment...yet we still cling to the old and archaic ideas.

Once upon a time, when the country swelled with American pride, it was because we were a progressive, prospering benevolent nation. We are quickly being surpassed by countries that took our lead, and ran away with our baton.

We choose to sit on our fat lazy asses and cry out how great we are while others are bypassing us. This is surely going to come back and bite us if we dont open our eyes and make some drastic changes in our society.

What spurred me to type this was this thread, the president thread, and hearing Lee Greenwood sing "God Bless The USA" on the radio. As I listened to the words, I appreciated the sentiment, but could not agree with the song at all. The USA could definitely use some blessing, but that blessing would involve a change, and also a more global outlook. We need to limit our consumptions, our pollutions, our aggressiveness, start looking out for our world and all its peoples, and do what it is going to take to remain a player in the changing world. We need to be able to compete with China, India and other growing countries who have been hungry longer than us and are ready to feed off of our greed.

I find myself thinking more globally than my borders these days, especially when my life takes me out of the borders daily...from who I talk to on the net, to the items I consume, to the countries that my brethren are occupying, and dying in...

Right now, I am not proud to be an American. I am GLAD I live in America, and I appreciate its freedoms, but right now I am not proud of where the freedoms are taking us as a society and as a country. I appreciate everyone who got roped into fighting or dying for our country, but alas, I am realistic enough to see many of those people are dying in vain.

A change is gonna come. It is either gonna be good for us, or consume us. When we are incapable of competing or thinking globally, or when our ecomomy becomes damaged from greed, and waste and we become completely dependant on other countries, and beholden to them with debt, the piper will have to be paid.

Hopefully the crocs wont get us when we are crossing the Rio Grande.
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(My screen name there is "Sisyphus")

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Counterpoint - Racism vs Terrorism

Counterpoint - Racism vs Terrorism



Current mood:annoyed
I want to preface this blog by saying, first, I already composed a blog to say what I wanted to say here, very eloquently, but it vaporized into cyberspace. I was going to let it go and forget about it, but words have re-formed in my head, so I want to let them out…although, I am sure, nowhere nearly as succinct and as eloquent as I originally bred them to paper... 

Secondly, as a big fan of the first amendment, I want to further address some points in the recent Imus Debacle which I blogged about earlier. Everyone has an opinion, and the subject has become a divisive one. There are many ways to approach it…either by taking the racism line, the decency line, or saying that Imus was a scumbag and he deserved it.

I am not a racist, or a bigot. This is not a racist hate blog, this is a blog about free speech, and political terrorism. My point of this blog is to point out my opinion, that the Imus issue has been blown out of proportion and has become a black eye on free speech.  "He who gives up freedom for safety deserves neither." – Benjamin Franklin

YES, his comments could be construed as racist and insensitive, but they are allowed to be. Keeping in mind, his is a comedy based show, and you never hear a comedian make a racist comment, do you? Listen to much stand up lately? The free speech that allows Imus to say that within the parameters of law is the same speech that allows a Dave Chapelle to work, or a Chris Rock, or a Louis Farrakhan.

But lets explore briefly, the free speech angle, and the real reason Don was fired. It had nothing to do with what he said.

Let me go on the record as saying I am not writing this blog as a disgruntled Imus fan, and not in the camp of his apologists. If he had been let go justly, I would probably not have a word to say about it. His release was not just though, and too many Americans are comfortable with saying that it is OK, and that he still has his freedom of speech, and that is not so.

First, here is the comment and apology in question:
Viewers note…the first use of the word "hardcore ho" was by the producer, Imus followed up with "nappy headed ho" and later the producer used the word "Jigaboo", not Imus. This leads me, in my sacrificial lamb theory, to wonder why we have not heard an outcry about the producer, or heard the word "jigaboo" complained about, just the "nappy headed ho" comment.

Next day Imus apologized profusely, and that my friends, is where the story should have ended. All Imus comments were legal by the terms of the broadcast code, the FCC code and the legal code. Apparently, the FCC has had no problem with it, nor did his employers. You see, nowhere does it say that what you say has to please everyone. You are allowed to be insulting. You are allowed to make fun of people because they have a rough appearance, or are bald, or are gay, or fat, or stupid. Nowhere do Americans have a guarantee that their feelings will not be hurt, and we do have guarantees that we are allowed to speak that way.

Imus has a background as a shock jock, and he is hired to make scathing and controversial comments, and that is what got him where he is after 30+ years, currently broadcasting on CBS radio affiliates and simulcast on TV on MSNBC.
After all of this, no one cared and it would have all blown over.
Enter Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson.

These fellows wanted to make an example of Imus in the name of racial healing. To them, an apology was not enough, as they wanted his job taken away. Now, to those who say Imus free speech was not taken away, explain to me this: How can a man doing his job within the parameters of the company line, the government rules and the law be fired for that? His "free" speech cost him his job and he no longer has a platform to speak from, or a career to earn, because Jesse and Al used terrorist tactics to threaten the sponsors of the show, and the networks, with a black boycott, protests and litigation. By the terms of the law and society, these men are toothless, but because no one can resist bowing to racial terrorism, it was easier to sever ties with Imus to appease the black leaders.

What if he had made fat comments, would the fat leaders do the same? How about the gays? If he had said something about them being diesel dykes, you thing GLAAD would be terrorizing his employers and sponsors?
Both men claim to be representing the will of the people, but I don't even see that many blacks who claim Jesse and Al as their spokesperson. This is succinctly summed up by Jason Whitlock in the previous blog I posted, and in this interview:

And here are Whitlock and Sharpton head to head (this one is a must see):

Look at how the topic is deviated from, into the agenda of needing more blacks on TV. This is Sharpton, and Jackson's agenda…no only the promotion of the black agenda, but at the cost and apology for there being too many whites.

Here is Jackson on Keith Olbermann. This too is a must see, and I am embarrassed for Olbermann, who comes off as a whiny apologist bitch. He practically says the line "I have black friends too", the famous white apologist line, when informing Jesse that when he is away, he has Allison Stewart take his place, and she is African American. He also starts by making it clear he went to see that Imus was fired too. I am sure Jesse had to wipe the drool off his ass after this clip…and note Jesses agenda, stating that Imus is on the air 1040 hours a week (there are only 168 hours in a week to begin with) and that MSNBC needs more blacks because they are "all day all night all white".

He claims he wants to represent the depth and breadth of the American people, and 65% say Imus' firing was not justified.

What would Jesse say if a white leader of the Southern Baptist Convention insisted on more white programming on BET to better reflect society, or if any other black public figure were similarly censured for speaking against Jews or Whites or other non-blacks in a defamatory way?

I just find it appalling that these 2 can step forward and walk over the first amendment, cost a man his job, refuse to forgive him or accept his apology (and they are men of God?), in the name of racial healing, while then promoting their agenda of stopping "white control"? Who gives these men the power? Who elected them? Just as the Whitlock column points out, they are fighting an old fight and it is 2007, not 1964.

BUT BACK TO THE ISSUE…why Imus was fired was not because of what he said; it was because of the influence of these 2 men, who have no power. What really would have happened if NBC and CBS just told these guys to pound sand, and went on with life? They would have gone away; instead they empowered them by bowing to their demands, using the First Amendment as a doormat.

It is NOT about race, his firing is about money...he was fired because the cash flow could have been interrupted.... black leaders threatened companies with a black boycott...companies pulled money from broadcast company, broadcast company severs talking head. Period.

It is the leaders of the charge who have turned it into a race issue. Not even the Rutgers girls are guilty of that, to that degree. They probably weren't as affected until they were told to be.

Now, the essay speaks for my feeling toward the hypocrisy of those leaders. Fight a real problem; don't go chasing a 3-legged sacrificial lamb.
Each of them has a closet full of skeletons, and the more they talk in public, the more they are either contradicting their collective cause, or otherwise making it more of a race issue...just listen to the interviews.

No it was not a race issue...now it is. And it is dividing the country, which is why everyone has an opinion wherever you look.

Each has also said that speech is "freer" for blacks than whites. That does not sit well with ANY fan of free speech.

The other divisive point of hypocrisy is their CONSTANT battle cry that Imus must be removed to send an example for racial healing...BUT they did not go after Imus directly.... they undermined his career, removed him from HIS platform of speech by attacking his sponsors and employers. His apologies went unrecognized with no meaning to them.... nothing was enough.

Yet, as Whitlock pointed out in his essay, the members of the black community who do far worse than Imus TO the black community, go unnoticed by black leaders such as Sharpton or Jackson...or if they are addressed, it is as a friendly "summit" or other sugar coated plan. Lets see Sharpton and Jackson cut off a lifeline for a guilty black man by going after his record companies or the sponsors or the stores that sell them...or the TV stations or radio stations that play them. But that will never happen as we are seeing the double standard.


Free speech is free for all, or it is not. That is the point. The leaders are the ones making it a race issue.

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AS FOR THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK, who are Jackson and Sharpton to not forgive Imus or accept his apology, when they are equally guilty? Why are they even relevant today?
Give me one solid accomplishment Jesse Jackson can claim since the 60s…he is always there, but what has he really contributed?
And same for Mr. Sharpton? Why is Al Sharpton relevant in 2007? Why isn't he on VH-1 "I Love The 80's" saying "remember me, I'm Reverend AL!"?
Here's a little background on Al…
The Reverend Al Sharpton



TAX EVASION: In a 1988 interview, Sharpton said he saw no reason why blacks should pay taxes. "If we do not have a justice system that protects us, what are we paying for?" Sharpton has faced multiple charges—and one conviction—of tax evasion.

TAWANA BRAWLY: 1987. Al Sharpton, during the infamous Tawana Brawley case, falsely accused a former assistant district attorney of raping and sodomizing Ms. Brawley. Young Tawana stated that white racists abducted, raped, and sodomized her, scrawling the initials "KKK" on her in human feces. A grand jury later found the entire incident a complete hoax. Most likely, Ms. Brawley, afraid of punishment for staying out too late, fabricated the entire story. This did not stop Reverend Al Sharpton, who accused Pagones an assistant district attorney, of the crime. "We stated openly that Steven Pagones did it. If we're lying, sue us, so we can go into court with you and prove you did it. Sue us—sue us right now."

Pagones did. After receiving death threats, and threats against his child, Pagones sued Sharpton and two others for defamation. A jury unanimously concluded that Sharpton defamed Pagones, ordering Sharpton to pay $65,000 to Pagones. The Reverend promptly announced his intention not to pay. A couple years later, Sharpton's buddies passed the hat and paid off Sharpton's debt, which totaled $87,000 with interest and penalties. To this day, never having paid one penny of his own to Pagones, Sharpton refuses to apologize, "I did what I believed…. They are asking me to grovel. They want black children to say they forced a black man coming out of the hard-core ghetto to his knees…. Once you begin bending, it's 'did you bend today?' or 'I missed the apology, say it again.' Once you start compromising, you lose respect for yourself."

CENTRAL PARK JOGGER: In 1989 "the jogger," a young white woman, was monstrously raped and nearly beaten to death in Central Park. Sharpton insisted—despite the defendants' confessions—that her black attackers were innocent, modern-day Scottsboro Boys trapped in "a fit of racial hysteria." Sharpton charged that the jogger's boyfriend did it, and organized protests outside the courthouse, chanting, "The boyfriend did it!" and denouncing the victim as "Whore!" He brought Tawana Brawley to the trial, to show her "white justice" and arranged for her to meet the attackers. Sharpton appealed for a psychiatrist to examine the victim, generously saying, "It doesn't even have to be a black psychiatrist…. We're not endorsing the damage to the girl—if there was this damage." (While it doesn't excuse his calling the victim a "whore" and denigrating any damage to her, or his accusations against the boyfriend, the convictions of the accused were eventually vacated, despite their taped confessions, after another man—whose DNA matched—confessed to the rape in 2002.)

CROWN HEIGHTS/ "DIAMOND MERCHANTS": In 1991, Gavin Cato, a seven-year-old black child was killed in a traffic accident in Crown Heights (in Brooklyn), when a car driven by a Hasidic Jew went out of control. Sharpton turned it into a racial incident. Sharpton led 400 protesters through the Jewish section of Crown Heights, with one protester holding a sign that read, "The White Man Is the Devil." There were four nights of rock- and bottle-throwing, and a young Talmudic scholar was surrounded by a mob shouting, "Kill the Jew" and stabbed to death. A hundred others were injured. Sharpton said, "The world will tell us that [Gavin Cato] was killed by accident…. What type of city do we have that would allow politics to rise above the blood of innocent babies?…Talk about how Oppenheimer in South Africa sends diamonds straight to Tel Aviv and deals with the diamond merchants right here in Crown Heights…. All we want to say is what Jesus said: If you offend one of these little ones, you got to pay for it. No compromise. Pay for your deeds." Later Sharpton said, "If the Jews want to get it on, tell them to pin their yarmulkes back and come over to my house."

ARAFAT: When Sharpton announced a 2001 trip to the Middle East, Rabbi Shmuley Boteach helped plan his itinerary. Sharpton, according to the Rabbi, promised not to meet with Yassir Arafat, yet only days later, Jewish New Yorkers opened the morning paper to see a smiling Arafat and Sharpton, meeting and shaking hands in Israel. Furious, Rabbi Boteach said, "Prior to our recent trip to Israel, U.S. black leader Reverend Al Sharpton and I discussed several times that there were to be no meetings with Arab or Palestinian leaders, not because I wished to set preconditions for our travel, but because the express objective of our mission was to show solidarity with Israeli victims of terror. The idea was to provide a magnanimous gesture of friendship and solidarity with the Jewish nation that would hopefully have strong reverberations for the relationship of the Jewish and black communities back home."

FREDDY'S FASHION MART/"WHITE INTERLOPER": 1995. A Jewish store owner in Harlem was accused of driving a black record store owner out of business, when the United House of Prayer, one of the largest black landlords on 125th Street, raised the rent on the Fashion Mart owned by a Jew, Freddy Harari, who then raised the rent on his subtenant, Sikhulu Shange, who ran a record store. At one of many rallies meant to scare the Jewish owner away, Sharpton said, "…There is a systematic and methodical strategy to eliminate our people from doing business off 125th Street. I want to make it clear…that we will not stand by and allow them to move this brother so that some white interloper can expand his business." Following a demonstration three months later, one of the protestors, a black man, stormed Freddy's Fashion Mart with a pistol, screaming, "It's on now! All blacks out!" In addition to shooting, he set fire to the building, eventually killing himself and seven others. Initially, Sharpton denied having spoken at any rallies. When tapes surfaced, he said, "What's wrong with denouncing white interlopers?" Eventually, he apologized—but only for saying "white," not "interloper."

CRIMINAL JUSTICE: During the "Million Man March" in Washington, civil rights "activist" Al Sharpton thundered, "O.J. is home, but Mumia Abu Jamal ain't home. And we won't stop till all of our people that need a chance in an awkward and unbalanced criminal justice system can come home."

OUT OF THE KING MOVEMENT: Although he was 14 when Martin Luther King was assassinated, Sharpton claims he "came out of the King movement." Sharpton once explained, "I was on some show this week, and people said, 'Why don't you just let it go? Why don't y'all just get over it?' Get over what? Get over Dr. King dying? Get over Medger Evers dying? Get over Goodman, Chaney and Schwerner dying? Get over those four girls in Birmingham dying? We are never gonna get over it, and we are never gonna let you forget it!"

FBI TAPES/COCAINE: In 2002, HBO aired a 19-year-old FBI surveillance of Sharpton with self-described mobster Michael Franzese and an undercover FBI agent posing as a Latin American businessman. The three were discussing promoting boxing matches and musical events. HBO's "Real Sports" got a hold of a hidden camera video that shows undercover agent Victor Quintana posing as a drug dealer trying to convince Sharpton to play a middleman in a big cocaine buy.

Sharpton asks the undercover agent, "What kind of time limit are we dealing with?"

"Coke?" the agent asks.

"Yeah." Sharpton says.

The phony drug dealer says, "Could be about the same time we have 4 million coming to us."

Sharpton: "End of April?"

"End of April. Six weeks from now. Is that a good time you think?" the agent asks.

"Probably," Sharpton replies.

Later on, the undercover agent offers Sharpton a finder's fee for help with the drug deal and says to Sharpton, "I can get pure coke for about $35,000 a kilo ... Every kilogram we bring in, $3,500 to you. How does that sound?" Sharpton nods in response.

The deal never went down, and Sharpton has said he was just playing along because he was scared of the would-be kingpin. "And I'm in his office. I don't know whether this man is armed. I don't know what's going on. So I kind of say, 'Yeah, yeah, yeah,' to get out of there," Sharpton claimed the tape was leaked by law enforcement officials to disrupt his 2004 presidential run, and he sued HBO, its parent company AOL Time Warner, and several individuals who worked on the story. No charges were ever brought against Sharpton because of the tape, which was allegedly made to get Sharpton to act as an informant for the feds into an investigation into corruption by Don King and the boxing industry. The HBO report featured former Mafia captain Michael Franzese saying that the FBI was on the right track when it targeted Sharpton in a sting back in 1983 to try and root out corruption in boxing.

Sharpton admitted in 1988 that he informed for the government in order "to get rid of drugs and election fraud" in black neighborhoods. He denied informing on civil rights leaders and organized crime figures.

FBI TAPES/DONATIONS: After Sharpton's name surfaced on wiretaps in an unrelated Philadelphia City Hall corruption case, the FBI launched a probe into Sharpton's fund-raising for his failed 2004 presidential run. The FBI secretly videotaped Sharpton on May 9, 2003, pocketing campaign donations from two "shady fund-raisers" in a NY City hotel room, and then demanding $25,000 more. The two fund-raisers were La-Van Hawkins and the late Ronald White. Hawkins is currently on trial in Philadelphia on corruption charges. White was going to be indicted, but died before charges were brought. A later wiretap recorded Hawkins telling White that they had raised more than $140,000 for Sharpton the previous quarter, but Hawkins was concerned that Sharpton had only reported about $50,000 to the Federal Election Commission, as required by law. Sharpton said the allegations were a "politically motivated smokescreen" to hide the fact the Justice Department is out to get him. He ripped the probe and the secret videotaping, saying, "Can you imagine what would happen if it was a white presidential candidate?"

Here is a repost of a recently circulated email:
Just so we're clear:


Imus Calling Black Women "nappy headed hos": Wrong.


Jesse Jackson calling Jews "Hymies" and referring to New York as "Hymietown" : Right. (Washington Post, 1984)


Imus Calling Black Women "nappy headed hos": Wrong.


Jesse Jackson having an affair and Impregnating Karin Stanford, then using rainbow coalition funds to pay her $40,000 and purchasing a $365,000 house to keep her quiet: Right


Jesse Jackson not paying child support for this child, and not visiting her: Right


Jesse Jackson Saying Duke La Crosse Rape Suspects who have been aquitted "deserved the negative attention" because they weren't acting morally by hiring a stripper: Right


I'm glad we have someone with strong moral values like Jesse Jackson to make sure nobody makes racist jokes on radio stations!


Thanks for showing us what's right and what's wrong Jesse.


And who can forget Al Sharpton, another strong moral figure who knows the power of words:


After District Attorney Steven Pagones failed to prosecute white suspects for raping a black girl (because evidence showed the story was fabricated) Al Sharpton accused Pagones Himself of raping the girl. Pagones successfully sued him for Defamation. Right


But it gets better:


Imus Calling Black Women "nappy headed hos": Wrong.


In 1995, Sharpton led a protest in Harlem against the plans of Freddy's Fashion Mart, a Jewish-owned clothing store, to expand into a black neighborhood. Sharpton told the protesters, "We will not stand by and allow them to move this brother so that some white interloper can expand his business." Three months later, an armed protester forcibly entered the store and burned it down, killing himself and seven others. Right


Thanks Jesse and Al for showing us what's right and wrong. I'm glad we can finally see the light now. I'm glad you guys stopped this guy, and all his charities for sick and homeless children, that will now dry up. Thanks guys!


Thursday, April 12, 2007

Imus Debacle

Imus Debacle

Current mood:annoyed

While I may think the comment Don Imus made on his radio program could have been offensive, it fell within the parameters of FCC guidelines, legal guidelines, and the expectations of what he was hired for. He has now become a sacrificial lamb for those who wished to make an example of him. Where I am not a fan of Imus' myself, I have been watching as his career has been railroaded into non existance for the demands of some hypocritical detractors whose voice can barely be heard over the rattling of the skeletons in their own closets.

That being said...corporate America compelled by Black social leaders have struck a blow against free speech. I am not sure I like hearing them say that speech is more free for some than others...that it depends on who says the comment as to whether it is acceptable or not. It is a darker day today for the fans of the first amendment. Free speech, apparently, is not free.

Here is a commentary by black columnist Jason Whitlock. I agree with it and appreciate his words.

Imus isn't the real bad guy

Instead of wasting time on irrelevant shock jock, black leaders need to be fighting a growing gangster culture.

By JASON WHITLOCK - Columnist

Thank you, Don Imus. You've given us (black people) an excuse to avoid our real problem.

You've given Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson another opportunity to pretend that the old fight, which is now the safe and lucrative fight, is still the most important fight in our push for true economic and social equality.

You've given Vivian Stringer and Rutgers the chance to hold a nationally televised recruiting celebration expertly disguised as a news conference to respond to your poor attempt at humor.

Thank you, Don Imus. You extended Black History Month to April, and we can once again wallow in victimhood, protest like it's 1965 and delude ourselves into believing that fixing your hatred is more necessary than eradicating our self-hatred.

The bigots win again.

While we're fixated on a bad joke cracked by an irrelevant, bad shock jock, I'm sure at least one of the marvelous young women on the Rutgers basketball team is somewhere snapping her fingers to the beat of 50 Cent's or Snoop Dogg's or Young Jeezy's latest ode glorifying nappy-headed pimps and hos.

I ain't saying Jesse, Al and Vivian are gold-diggas, but they don't have the heart to mount a legitimate campaign against the real black-folk killas.

It is us. At this time, we are our own worst enemies. We have allowed our youths to buy into a culture (hip hop) that has been perverted, corrupted and overtaken by prison culture. The music, attitude and behavior expressed in this culture is anti-black, anti-education, demeaning, self-destructive, pro-drug dealing and violent.

Rather than confront this heinous enemy from within, we sit back and wait for someone like Imus to have a slip of the tongue and make the mistake of repeating the things we say about ourselves.

It's embarrassing. Dave Chappelle was offered $50 million to make racially insensitive jokes about black and white people on TV. He was hailed as a genius. Black comedians routinely crack jokes about white and black people, and we all laugh out loud.

I'm no Don Imus apologist. He and his tiny companion Mike Lupica blasted me after I fell out with ESPN. Imus is a hack.

But, in my view, he didn't do anything outside the norm for shock jocks and comedians. He also offered an apology. That should've been the end of this whole affair. Instead, it's only the beginning. It's an opportunity for Stringer, Jackson and Sharpton to step on victim platforms and elevate themselves and their agenda$.

I watched the Rutgers news conference and was ashamed.

Martin Luther King Jr. spoke for eight minutes in 1963 at the March on Washington. At the time, black people could be lynched and denied fundamental rights with little thought. With the comments of a talk-show host most of her players had never heard of before last week serving as her excuse, Vivian Stringer rambled on for 30 minutes about the amazing season her team had.

Somehow, we're supposed to believe that the comments of a man with virtually no connection to the sports world ruined Rutgers' wonderful season. Had a broadcaster with credibility and a platform in the sports world uttered the words Imus did, I could understand a level of outrage.

But an hourlong press conference over a man who has already apologized, already been suspended and is already insignificant is just plain intellectually dishonest. This is opportunism. This is a distraction.

In the grand scheme, Don Imus is no threat to us in general and no threat to black women in particular. If his words are so powerful and so destructive and must be rebuked so forcefully, then what should we do about the idiot rappers on BET, MTV and every black-owned radio station in the country who use words much more powerful and much more destructive?

I don't listen or watch Imus' show regularly. Has he at any point glorified selling crack cocaine to black women? Has he celebrated black men shooting each other randomly? Has he suggested in any way that it's cool to be a baby-daddy rather than a husband and a parent? Does he tell his listeners that they're suckers for pursuing education and that they're selling out their race if they do?

When Imus does any of that, call me and I'll get upset. Until then, he is what he is — a washed-up shock jock who is very easy to ignore when you're not looking to be made a victim.

No. We all know where the real battleground is. We know that the gangsta rappers and their followers in the athletic world have far bigger platforms to negatively define us than some old white man with a bad radio show. There's no money and lots of danger in that battle, so Jesse and Al are going to sit it out.

To reach Jason Whitlock, call (816) 234-4869 or send e-mail to jwhitlock@kcstar.com. For previous columns, go to KansasCity.com

Saturday, April 7, 2007

More Property Changes

More property changes

Current mood:accomplished

As many of you know, there are a lot of changes happening in my 'hood...so my eye is open and hoping that all is for the good. So far so good, as I am pleased with the direction the changes are going in for the most part.

As many of you also know, we got hit really hard a few years ago with hurricanes, and I am still working on repairs from the hurricanes damage to our structures and landscape. Most of the tree debris has been removed, but the island between my 2 houses here has been neglected due to stumps and rootballs. I just let the growth grow in around it to hide the ugly rootball and stump. The stump in the main yard finally went away after 2 years of gnawing at it and setting bonfires on top of it. The cheapest estimate I had for removal was $1000, plus fill dirt.

This is where the stump and fire pit used to be...now nice and level and growing in. Will miss the fire pit, but wont miss the stump, LOL!

Anyway, saw a guy grinding a stump, and figured I would be a smartass and get an estimate on having my rootball and stump ground. Figured this guy, like all the rest, would laugh me off and tell me to call someone else. What I didnt realize was this guy knew what he was doing and invested in some big equipment to do the job. We spent about 45 minutes talking, and agreed he would come grind the stump...and he quoted me a price that was merely 1/10th of the cheapest bid I had gotten before!

So, I told him to schedule me at his convenience, and I skeptically went on my way. A couple of days later, Arnie calls and is ready to do it...

He brought out his 48,000 track grinder, operated by remote control...the plan was to use this to get the stump and ball gone, then bring the smaller machine in to finish the job...we agreed to not only remove the stump, but to leave all the valuble ornamental trees, and flatten the rest, then till and grind all the roots and stumps to 6 inches subterranean.

This is the before shot of the island:

And now Arnie starts on the stump...the machine runs by remote control, so he can stand at the blade and oversee the job....

After an hour, the whole stump and root were gone! The next day he arrived with the smaller machine and a dump trailer...took a chainsaw and cut all the junk trees and bushes about 6 inches from the ground, then put them in the trailer and ground and tilled the earth, then levelled it all out. Took about 4 hours or so. Here is the end result:

What a difference!! I have been wanting to clear that for several years, and many times I have started, but either been discouraged by the labor involved, or discouraged by the stumps in the island...now it is clear, except for my cherry tree, banana trees, a great queen palm and a 35 year old sego palm! Today I will work on shaping it, then see what happens from there....what a difference in the look of the yard now...much less jungle-y.

Of course, Foster and Tiny probably miss the trees, LOL...

Wednesday, April 4, 2007

We Are Getting Old

We Are Getting Old

Current mood:contemplative

Man, just observing, this week is my uncle's birthday. He was born the same year as my father....and he is turning 90! My Dad would be 90 were he alive today. I dont feel old enough to have a 90 year old father, but, I was a change of life baby. My Mom would be 84.

My Uncle kicks ass for being 90 though. He is starting to slow down, but he is definitely still active. He reminds me more of myself than anyone else in my family...we have the same spirit and sensibilities. I hope to have a life similar to his when I am his age...in regard to health and retention of faculties.

Then, I was thinking of my buddy today...an old friend...and came to the realization we have known each other over 30 years, and he is not even my oldest friend, LOL! We have been friends longer than some of my friends have even been alive!

Just thinking...we are getting old I guess...

Friday, March 9, 2007

Genesis of my last blog...comfortable shoes.

Genesis of my last blog...comfortable shoes.

Current mood:aggravated

I was in a hurry when I blurted out my last blog, then talking to Donovan last night, I realized I didnt even post the genesis of what made me type it...

Change. Sometimes it is good, sometimes bad, sometimes warranted and sometimes not. I wonder sometimes why when something isnt broke, people need to fix it.

The genesis of my thought is thus. All the many changes in my lifestyle this month bombarding me...

...and comfortable shoes.

I am not a guy who can just buy shoes off the rack and they will be fine. I try them on, they seem good, then after a day, some quirk causes them to become useless to me and I have to remember not to get that kind again. When I find a style that is comfortable, I stick with them as long as I can, but ultimately find that while I am wearing them out, they stop making them or change the style. I have taken to buying a couple of pairs and storing them when and if I find a style that works for me. So I just pulled out a new pair of shoes from storage to find that they dont fit. And I went to the store to find they dont make them anymore. Now I am back on the voyage for comfortable shoes.

And allergy medicine. For years I have had a medicine I used to combat allergy problems, and it gave me no negative effects, and I could drink on top of it and it actually was effective. Come to find out, it is apparantly no longer available...If I had to speculate, it is because it had pseudoephedrine and since that is what the meth users are abusing, rather than relegate the drug to behind the counter status, they changed the active ingredient. I will give the new stuff a try, but I am not real happy about that...the other stuff was perfect for me.

And deodorant. I use an antiperspirant/deodorant that seems to work, smells good and was reasonably priced...then they stopped making it with no warning. Was at Big Lots several years ago, and they had a slew of it, so I bought every tube of it they had and stored it away, and just found last week that I was down to my last tube...so now I am forced to find a new antiperspirant!

And conditioner. Found a conditioner that I was very pleased with and have been using almost as long as my hair has been long...went to the store the other day to replenish my supply to find it apparantly is no longer available.

I know it sounds whiney, and there are bigger problems in the world, but, it is my world and with all the sudden changes, it just gave me pause and cause to reflect.

So now I am gonna take my strange smelling, allergy suffering, foot hurtin self outside and enjoy the changing view across the street, remain hopeful and wonder who will be moving in next door soon...and hope I dont get any tangles...

It is hard to be brand loyal when the brand keeps going away!

LOL!

Thursday, March 8, 2007

Ch ch ch Changes

Chchchchanges

Current mood:worried

Man, there just seem to be so many changes going on around here...and I am hoping that nothing negative comes of them.

My neighbor to the North sold the house and moved. She had a house and a rental cottage. The tenants stayed in the cottage and now the new owner plans on using the property for a rental. Now, I know he paid top dollar for the house, and it is going to be difficult to get the mortgage covered with the rent, hence he has a premium rental amount on the house for this area...and hopefully this will bring a quality tenant...if the price were too low, you get all manner of transient activity. We have had problems in the past with renters in the area bringing seedy people to the area. The crime rate is not bad here...yet, when it is mostly the homeowners in occupancy...it is the rental people who change the climate.

I will miss my old neighbors being there, and am looking carefully to see what develops with the property without an owner occupying. I still have a bad taste in my mouth from the house down the street becoming a crack house for awhile. The new occupants had to make a lot of effort to stop the flow of customers who continued to arrive months after they moved in. That attracted a really bad element to the area, and lots of transient foot traffic...

The building across the street from me has changed hands. The attorneys who have been occupying it will be there a few more months. Apparantly the building was bought by contractors who intend to use it for their offices. I am hoping they do not sublet to other businesses, or even worse, turn the park-like vacant lot in my front yard into heavy equipment storage. The lot across the street from my house that my living room looks out on is currently quite shaded, and park like. The dogs run there, and we watch the squirrels and animals play. I hope they dont take to using it for storage.

The building to the South of me is sitting vacant, in a zoning battle. The owners spent a fortune starting a renovation, much to my pleasure, but the work has ceased while the lawyers figure it out. Meanwhile, so local gang members have taken to tagging the wall. At least THIS time they didnt get the f-word up, as the neighbors saw the guy doing it and chased him off. We are getting a lot of gang tags in the area. Now they are showing up on residences...and I know it is probably just one guy with no conscience doing it.

Oh well, here is to waiting and seeing!! All I can do is keep a good thought I suppose!

Monday, February 26, 2007

Car Blog - (Huge and Image Heavy)

The Car Blog...(huge and image heavy!)

Current mood:nostalgic

IN THE BEGINNING

Some people say getting there is half the fun. I have probably been raised to believe it is all the fun, LOL! I have always been enamored of everything with wheels. I was reading the drivers handbook when I was an elementary school student, in anticipation of getting my drivers license. Since my earliest memory, I have always had a fascination with toy cars, toy motorcycles, and as I grew up, my bicycles, cars and motorcycles have always taken a key place in my life. Many of my most memorable memories have something to do with a conveyance of some type.

By way of this blog, I am going to bring up a few of the memorable vehicles in my life, and maybe a story or two about them. This assuredly will be a little more insight on what makes me tick! There are patterns which follow me into my adult life as well. Putting the pics for this blog together made me see that, and I personally got a chuckle. I am sure that those who were around with me back then will be laughing too.

My family was not affluent by any means, so when we had things given to us as children, we were expected to keep them in good condition. Something as expensive as a bike could not be abused, so I started an early pattern of idolizing my bicycle…cleaning and waxing, trying to keep it in good condition, because there was no money for repair or replacement. My father made this clear in his "stern" warnings when he saw abuse occur. One of his most formidable punishments to me would be the threat of taking my bike away.

This was my first "real" bike, the King Lion, banana seat and all, LOL! I remember riding it to school after school (wasn't allowed to ride it to school) and hitting the coaster brake and the pedal got caught on the loose chain guard and I ran into one of the teachers, LOL! I was always physically small (until about age 19) so note how low the seat is riding, LOL! Years later my dad got a good deal at K-mart on bicycles and came home with 2-26inch adult bikes for me and my sister…but I am sure he realized that I was too short to ride it. This made for some precarious start and stops, LOL!

The K-mart All Pro lasted me well until my 13th birthday. BMX was all the rage, and your street cred was only as good as the bike you rode. I was always the nerdy kid with the bobo shoes and the bobo bike. To my Dad's credit, for my 13th birthday he got me a very cool Webco BMX bike. This got me instant respect when riding in packs with my friends. It ran a cool $150, LOL, but that was a time when $150 was a lot, and it was a LOT more in our house. He of course also left me the caveat that I was not to ride it in the manner that it was intended to be ridden…IE, no stunts, jumps or wheelies or the sort. As anticlimactic as that was, I merely learned to be evasive, and make sure that he didn't see me do any such riding!

The Webco took me all over town…it was the vehicle that I discovered my freedom, at an age when I was looking to explore outside of my boundaries, solo. I rode that thing for MILES around the area. I had many bicycles after that, but that was the one that I had my love affair with. The last bike I bought, the one I currently ride, a GT Mountain Bike, reminds me a LOT of the Webco in shape and stature…and color. I bought it brand new in 95 or so and it is still clicking. All my friends at the time went to a bike shop and bought brand new bikes at the same time, and took to riding as often as possible. I am the only one who still has the same bike, LOL!

One of those friends is my good friend Rob. He plays a major role in this blog. Rob is uber handy…one of those guys who mechanical stuff has ALWAYS come naturally to. Rob was the guy who could fix your lawnmower or bicycle as a kid, and as an adult he could take your car apart and put it back together, paint it, or repair your house…LOL! He literally could do anything he set his mind to, literally, if it involved mechanical items. He was my go to guy as a kid if I damaged my bike and didn't want to tell my dad…or if I popped a tire, he could change the tube for me without me sweating the folks. Ironically, one of the first rides we went on with our new bikes in 95, saw me nail a stair head on and pop my front tire, LOL! We still laugh about that.

STARTING TO DRIVE

As I became old enough to drive, bikes remained important, but the car was king. My neighbor Richard gave me driving lessons at the local school, when I was 12 or so, in his Datsun Pickup. That was also the first vehicle I wrecked. I was backing it out of his backyard to the front yard while hanging out of the drivers door, looking back. I failed to see the jalousie windows on the house and took out the window and bent the door up on the truck! D'oh! Richard was forgiving though, but as an adult now, I think he had to be pissed at himself.

I got the motorcycle bug from my friend Mark. Mark's dad always got him mini-bikes or motorcycles, and was loose about let him ride them on the street as well as the field across from his house, and the nearby woods. As they always had a few around, they were happy to let me borrow one to go along. I used to ride on the back of Mark's dad's motorcycle, as well as the cycle that my brother had while living at home.

The first car I had responsibility for was the family Impala.

This was a car my dad had gotten brand new in 1972. We always had a new car, because my dad was funny that way…we were dirt poor, but in his minds eye, it was cheaper to make payments on a new car than it was to repair an old one. Rob's parents were the opposite, they always drove older cars, and saved their money. The first car I can actually remember was a white 68 Chevy wagon, and he traded that in on a 70 Kingswood (metallic green) then another 72 Kingswood, ultimately ending up with the 73 Impala, which we kept somewhat permanently, getting out of the pattern of trade ins. As the Impala got older, and my Mom was working more, he picked up a second car to drive, and ultimately, he took his car as the primary car and the Impala became my Moms car…and every kid in my family learned to drive with it. By the time it got to me, no one else was at home, so I had more carte blanch with it than the other kids.

The pattern continued that my Dad wanted nothing changed on the car, but I was wanting stereos and performance…I did buy a stereo and had Rob sneak it in. Then I begged my dad to let me and Rob give it a tune up. This was huge, as he did not want anyone other than a certified mechanic even change an air filter. Rob and I went to JM Fields and bought all we needed for a complete tune up. We then took er out for a test spin. We got pretty far away onto LPGA to "let er out and blow out the carbon" when it started backfiring miserably. The muffler blew off, and I could not get to but about 20mph. I limped the car home and all my Dad could do is say I told you so. A few days later, we figured out that some shrink wrap plastic was on the points in the distributor. Cleaned the points, and all was well, except for a trip to the muffler shop.

ROBBY AND THE LTD

Meanwhile Rob had his own car. Rob was not even old enough to drive when he got his first car, a 1970 LTD. He parked it in his backyard, and it became the hobby to take it apart and fix stuff. Our friend Kaley lived behind Rob. Kaley's step dad had a car lot, and that is where the LTD came from. Kaley then sold it to Rob. Kaley wrecked one side of the front, so that needed attention. Ultimately, once Rob got the car on the road after getting his license, he wrecked the other side, so the whole front end was botched up. We used to beat the CRAP out of that car…going 30mph in reverse then throwing it in drive, letting the big block 390 melt rubber all over the road, LOL!

We took it in the woods, we drove the HELL out of it. Rob also gave me driving lessons in this car before I had a license. I spent MANY hours with Rob working on this car, as well as cruising. To this day, other than my Galaxy, this is the only car I can say I have touched and seen every square inch of!! Taking it apart, putting it back, customizing….saw it all.

After awhile, the project became to get the LTD back into better than new shape, fresh panels and paint, etc… We found a parts car in a tow yard, and Rob proceeded to get it back looking good, with a performance edge…mags, sheet metal firewall, etc…

More about the LTD to come later…

MY NEW VETTE

As this was going on, my Dad conceded that I could take care of a car, and the Impala was getting a little long in the tooth (for a car in those days…they didn't have the lifespan of a car today). We decided to trade the Impala in on a brand new car…one my Mom could use for work in the morning, and I could have the rest of the time for whatever. So we went to the Chevy dealer and got a brand new Chevette Scooter, LOL!

As if being a Chevette weren't prestigious enough, this was a Scooter…the basest of the base models. It did not even have armrest or door panels, just vinyl covered cardboard, LOL! BUT, it was a brand new car, but it was also very lemony, much to my dismay. I did put a cool stereo in it, professionally installed thank you. I had the prestige of going to school with my new GM key and telling the kids that I got a new Vette. Of course it was a "chev" and not a "cor". It was all you could do to get it's anemic little ass to 70 mph, but, it was reliable and had air…and you could turn on the air to help you slow down, LOL!

My Dad got sick of the car, and in his infinite financial wisdom, "gave it back". Of course, as an adult, I see that goes on your record as a repo, but I digress…

Without a car, I spent more time working and cruising with Rob on the LTD.

TOYOTA SR-5 LIFTBACK

Ultimately, a car came my way. My sister was living in Tampa and had gotten married. She and her hubby were visiting, and on the way home they broke down in Sanford. They had to leave the car in Sanford, but as my sister had a car in Tampa, it was not the end of the world. Her husband said that if I would go pay for the repairs to the car and pick it up, that I could have it, and consider it a graduation present. So off to Sanford I went to pick up my Toyota SR-5 Corolla Liftback.

This was an enlightening vehicle, in that it showed me the great quality of Japanese vehicles (especially after stepping out of a Chevette). It was fast, reliable, economic, and I loved it. Did some more work to fix it up and was planning to paint it Porsche India Red and add mag wheels. My plan was to think about driving it to Colorado to visit family, and possibly consider working there at the Coors Plant. It was then that I was asked by the brother in law and sister to borrow the car back for a week or so as they needed a car until my sisters was fixed. So I took it to Tampa. That was the last I ever saw of it. The reasons why I never saw it again wont be debated here, as it is water under the bridge, and the cause of a lot of strife between me and my family. But, the car is gone…the sisters husband is gone…. It's all good.

But here I am without a car…again.

THE GREAT WHITE

Rob had gotten a car from a family member in Virginia, so he really did not need the LTD anymore, which was kind of sitting in front of his house looking for attention. As I was emotionally invested in the car as well, I became it's next legal owner! I bought it for $700, and I had to make payments on that, LOL! But Rob and his family trusted me , and I did not let them down. This started a pattern…any time Rob's family had a car to sell, they always called me first, and I bought it…either for a family member or to re-sell or trade. This also started a horse trading pattern with me and cars that would lead to so many going thru my hands.

Man, did I have fun with this car. Man, did I go thru some tires, LOL! Six miles to the gallon, and the four barrel was always gulping. For as heavy as this car was , it could truly perform. In retrospect, and after driving modern cars for years now, I don't see how we weren't killed in this car, LOL! The amazing stunts we pulled…and lived to talk about. I can remember working at a gas station, pulling soda bottles out of the trunk and cashing them in and putting enough gas in the car to make sure I could get home without running out, LOL! What is even more amazing, this car had gone thru hell and back several times, and when it was all cleaned up and proper, people used to come into where I worked and ask about "My Old Ford", or tell me "nice old Ford", or compliment the condition and performance of it…and now that I think about it, the car was ONLY 13 YEARS OLD!! LOL! Like I said, cars had no lifespan, especially due to rust and engine failure. Cars did not regularly see the 100k mark back then, LOL!

This car has legendary status among my friends, and the stories are far more than I could put here, but anyone who knew me or Rob then, has a story about this car! In my circle, the car became known as "THE GREAT WHITE".

A BIKER IS BORN

While I owned the LTD, I also acquired my first street motorcycle, a Kawasaki AR-80. I bought it from my friend Jimmy.

This was another ride that caught attention since it kinda stuck out around town. GPZ's were really hot, and I had this set up looking like a GPZ, except that it was only an 80cc bike, LOL! This was my first taste of motorcycle road freedom, and I actually went pretty far distances with it, even though it was so small. I kept it for a good while, ultimately selling it to buy bigger and better stuff.

GOODBYE GREAT WHITE, HELLO ECONOMY

But, the LTD was not to be for much longer. So what makes one part with a legend? Age? Maturity? Who knows, but after having it towed home one night after a breakdown, I had a taste in my mouth for something newer, and more economical.

I hit the lots and found my muse, but I had no credit. The salesman wrote up the deal, and the guy who was buying my car backed out at the final hour, so they re-wrote the deal as a trade in, raised my interest rate, and after bending over and taking it like a man, I had a newer car, and a credit rating.

This car literally belonged to a little old lady and was pretty much a no thought car…working air, 4 cyl, automatic. It was a slug. First time taking it on the highway I SOO missed the big block Ford. I paid way too much at too high an interest rate, but, you hadda do what you hadda do. I used to go visit the LTD after seeing it at a used car lot in New Smyrna. Some bikers bought it, and I used to see it running around town, but alas, it disappeared.

With my new credit, I got my first credit card at the tire store, and put mags and wide tires on it, and tinted the windows, and added a mack daddy stereo.

While I had this car, I bought another motorcycle, a Yamaha IT-250.

I bought this from a friend, John, who was trading up to a 490 of the same model. I rode off road with him a couple of times, but he was a far better rider, and the 490 was a monster to keep up with! I got a LOT of off road time with this bike, but, I also put a plate on the back and it had rudimentary lights, so I actually operated it on the road! It was not really street legal, but the cops saw the plate, and the lights and usually looked the other way, unless I was screaming! I left a gas station with it once, hell bent for election, running stop signs and pulling wheelies. There was a Sherriff right behind me the whole time! He thought I was eluding him, but I was just having so much fun I didn't see him. After a long detention and explanation, he let me go with a verbal warning to cool it. Parked here in the lot as it was, it was stolen from me. Months later it was found, spray painted and in some bushes. I restored it to its glory and rode it for many years. Ultimately I gave up motocross riding and sold the motorcycle to a friend of mine.

TIME TO TRY A 4x4

I was content with the Datsun B-210, as it did what it needed to do, but then an offer came my way. My friend Mark's dad was a car guy who was always trading or buying cars. He ended up with a new Toyota 4x4 pickup, SR-5 black package. Sweet truck. I used it to do an errand for him, and I loved it…he liked my car because it was low, and he was having back problems at the time, and since it was automatic, his wife could drive it eaiser, so we agreed to trade. He gave me a sweet deal, and cosigned my loan for me, getting me out of the high interest loan I was in. Mark helped the deal because he knew the Datsun had this cool thing that you could do…turn off the key…coast, turn on the key and POW!!!! Those backfires are probably what got me the truck deal, LOL! THANKS MARK.

So here I come rolling home in a truck that there is NO WAY I should have been able to afford, but did. This added to the speculation at the time (it was Florida in the 80s) that I must have been dealing drugs or something, LOL! Even my parents were impressed. Impressed enough to notice, 1 week later, the damage to the front.

I got nailed by a drunk driver while sitting still at a yield sign at the old Seabreeze traffic circle. A kid on a bike was riding the wrong way and went in front of the drunk, the drunk swerved and pinned the bicycle between his car and my truck…the drunk had no insurance, and the kid had a broken leg. Consequently, the kid got a lawyer and tried to sue me, and my insurance company was refusing to pay my claim as they claimed they did not know it was a 4x4. This was my first time having to hire an attorney.

I emerged victorious on all fronts, but while litigation was pending, this truck was hit no less than 5 more times…rear ended twice, hit by a motorcycle, and more! I got all my claim checks together, and took the truck to the body shop to have it put back correctly. When I picked it up, the only thing missing was the Toyota emblem for the grille, and he said he would call me when it was in. I backed out of the body shop, went to the stop sign and made a left to US-1, made a left on US-1 and stopped a light…not 2 minutes from the body shop. While at that light…I was rear ended.

The truck proved to be great for moving stuff, loading my motorcycles in and out, and of course, off road driving. Let's go muddin', LOL! Oh did I say "motorcycles"?

While I had the truck I bought my next motorcycle:

This motorcycle I bought from my buddy Mark…the son of the guy I bought the truck from. He and I had a lot of woods time riding, and he is basically the guy who taught me how to ride a motorcycle. He bought this, his first street bike, but was spooked riding on the street, so he sold it to me. This was an amazingly fast bike with unbelievable handling capability. I had a blast riding around on this, and used to take it on quite long rides by myself. I kept this bike for many years, even after buying other vehicles…

ROLLIN… IN MY 5.0..

All the accidents with the truck just became too much, and I had an urge to rid myself of the truck. So while going home from work, I drove by Bob Bonamy's lot (Father of Jimmy Bonamy the singer) and saw my next car.

This is probably, by far the favorite car I have ever owned; an 85 Mercury Capri. It is basically a Mustang with body changes. It was equipped with a high output 302 with factory roller rockers and all kinds of other performance and suspension mods. It was the last year that a 4 barrel carb appeared on the cars. Backed with the 5 speed, it was capable of turning 14 second ¼ mile runs and stunning stunts such as skids, slides, donuts, etc… I dabbled with street racing a bit with the LTD, but this car was a strong contender, so I was doing a LOT of street racing with it, and surprising a lot of people when I beat them. My seasoned buddy was a Mustang GT fanatic and encouraged me to race it at the drag strip. My first time at the strip, I ran really good times and my buddy got mad because I turned better times than him, LOL! I loved taking the car to the strip. This was another car that had good street cred because of how visible I was on street race nights, and from the rep I had blowing people away light to light on the beachside cruise circuit.

A favorite Capri story…only one witness I can name, my brother… I had just washed the car, and at the time I lived in Port Orange, so I jumped on US-1 toward New Smyrna to "blow dry" the car. My brother came along. I had changed the speedometer from the stock 85mph speedo to a custom 140mph speedo. I like to show him how much of that I could use…LOL! It would do a lot of it. So at about 60 mph I came upon an old Chrysler in the next lane…with a …errr….shall we say rural family. They had a good looking daughter and a protective dad. The dad was in the backseat with the daughter and he was giving us an evil eye, so we gave him the eye back. He started flipping us off, so I got over it, and opened it up to about 70 to get past him (4 lane highway…US-1 between PO and NSB for you locals…). Mom, driving, sped up. I just laughed and hit it up into the 120's and put a lot of distance between us. Decelerating, I got to about 85 and saw a paved divide in the median, so (think Jim Rockford here kids…) I did what any rational person would do, and pulled the emergency brake, to slide the rear of the car toward the divide…at 85, LOL. I was up against the drivers door and my knee lowered the power window…as I was rolling backwards toward the divide, in my proper lane, the Chrysler family passed me and I flipped the dad off, then hit the brakes Jim Rockford style to slide into the divide, landing perfectly in the proper North bound lane, smoking the tires in acceleration. All my brother could say is "I think I just came a little…". LOL!

So many other stories…so little time… This was the car that I drove from South Carolina to Flagler Beach in 2 hours….another story.

Like the LTD, anyone that knew me while I had this car, also has a story to tell.

Ahhh, youthful exuberance. That no one was ever killed or injured because of my ignorance is amazing, but I was careful in my carelessness.

Not so careful was the fellow who ultimately hit me head on….

I was leaving work to take a deposit to the bank. I was behind a milk truck, and the milk truck was making a left turn into a convenience store. As I accelerated after the truck turned, a guy in a Monte Carlo attempted to pass the back of the truck by crossing into my lane and flooring it. We hit head on, then the backs of both cars came up in the air, and we both landed door to door facing south. I was OK, barring some back and neck injuries. I thought I was ok, got of the car and my legs were wobbly, so I went to the hospital. Months and months of chiropractic care followed.

The car should have been totaled, but they thought they could save it, and the insurance company agreed…much to their chagrin…it took over $7000 to repair it…(a lot back then!). While it was being repaired, I rented a Dodge Dynasty and drove the hell out of it! While I had the rental, I put about 14,000 miles on it, LOL!

During this period, I had been horse trading cars a bit, since I worked at a gas station that allowed me storage, as well as my house, and my friends houses who would allow me to stash a car now and again.

ENTER THE GREAT WHITE II - 66 Galaxy

I ended up buying another Capri that apparently had some problems. I got it really cheap…and found that the only problem the car had was a loose flywheel. My friend was in the market for a new customized van and wanted to trade his car in on one…a 66 Ford Galaxy. The car was sweet and original with cold air. I told him to take my spare Capri to trade in on the van, and if they gave him a reasonable number for the Capri that I would take the Galaxy. That worked, and I brought home the next love of my life:

I just used this as a daily driver and cruiser…it had a small block, glass packs and was a smooth cruiser.

Got the Capri back from the body shop, and it seemed fine after the bugs were worked out. The Galaxy was sweet…had the motorcycles and a small stable of other cars.

THE SPACE SHUTTLE

One of those cars, I bought from my buddy Roland…a 69 Buick Skylark.

This car served Roland well, but he replaced it with something nicer. I bought it from him for one reason…just to do burnouts. My friend Mark drove me to Roland's to buy it. I had to take a battery with me, as it had no battery. Mark was laughing at me as I installed the battery, saying, why are you buying this car? Once the battery was in, I drove to the corner, turned around, and launched the shuttle back in his direction! He needed no more explanation. Picture a space shuttle launch…you know how the smoke billows then the craft rises out of the smoke? That is what I looked like in this car… I would just bake the tires until you couldn't see the car or anything inside, then come out of the smoke with smoke pouring out of the windows and out of the trunk, LOL! It was amazing, LOL!!! I immediately put 15" rims on the back and had a good relationship with a used tire dealer. Anytime that car left, it was to do burnouts, LOL! The car was painted with flat black BBQ paint. Easy to touch up. I ultimately took to marking it up like a street race car, and equipped it with fake nitrous gauges and tanks…anything to give the illusion that it really was a fast car…it really wasn't, but it was intimidating with its fake accessories, LOL! That, and the fake ¼ mile times I marked up the window with, making it look like I just drove off the drag strip.

Rob was my roommate at the time, and his car was out of commission due to an accident, so I loaned him the Buick for awhile. When he was done with it, I continued the pattern of abuse that I had bought the car for, taking it in the woods, screaming burnouts, and ultimately damaging the suspension after a Dukes of Hazzardish entry to my apartment complex that saw me airborne. Roland was following me the whole time and got to witness this, LOL. On the landing I broke a drag link on the rear and the body sat on the tires skidding me to a stop, LOL! I called AAA and had them tow it to my friends shop in Bunnell, where some old time know how on his part got the Buick back on the road again.

We took it on a roadtrip to Jacksonville and some guys in a Suzuki Samurai tried to start a fight with us, and put a tire iron on the front fender while we were at a red light. I had no intention of fighting, but all of us in the car agreed that we would chase these guys and if the car broke down, I would just put the title under the wiper and find a bus station, LOL! We chased these guys all over Jacksonville. We had no fear or care about the car. They finally got away by cutting across a golf course. We stopped for a drink, checked the car for damage and headed home down US-1. Along the way, I was pulled over, apparently for speeding. There were about 5 patrol cars behind me…then they let me go with a warning. I was so afraid that something had happened in Jax that I did not know about, LOL!

Meanwhile, while Rob was repairing his car, he got an old 63 Fairlane to beat around in. He decided to trade it in on a brand new Mazda. I knew my Buick was not going to hold up much longer, so I let him trade in the Buick, and I took the Fairlane.

I didn't do much more than just drive it around, and ultimately sold it. The Buick on the other hand became a race car for the dealership to use in the sack races…you race a car with a sack over your head.

Of course, how do you come out of sack races unscathed?

NEEDING A CAMARO TO GIVE ME A REASON TO GROW A MULLET

Speaking of crashes, the Capri had a stigma to me from the crash, and I saw one identical to it advertised for sale in Orlando at a dealership. I drove to the dealership and parked way down the street, then when in to check it out. It was nowhere near as nice as mine. They tried to give me a hard sell to get top dollar. Meanwhile, a lady came in to buy a Jeep (she was pregnant and needed room) and was trading in a nice z-28. I expressed an interest in taking it as is, and when they saw my trade in , they knew why I was there…LOL! My car presented itself very nice, but they wanted to lowball me. So after 8 hours of explaining to them how my car was worth more than theirs, and that if they wanted to close a sale they needed to meet me in the middle, I gave them my car, and $1500 and drove away with my new Z-28 Camaro.

After getting the payment book for the new loan, I decided this was the last car I was ever making payments on, and I made the Z last for many years. I never even modified it at all for many years, other than adding louvers. Many years later I added a better stereo and rims and tires.

After a short period of ownership, of course I had to continue the crash pattern;

With Roland and Angel in the car with me, I was on Clyde Morris about 2 a.m. A black cat ran across the road and we were joking about bad luck…and just a few blocks later a car blew a red light and ran into my path. It was a Mustang and I took off everything from her water pump forward. Another claim, another rental car…but it had no structural damage and fixed up good as new! You really couldn't tell when it was done.

DATSUN 280-Z

While driving the Z and the others, I added more cars to the stable….

This was the car so nice I bought it twice. I bought it from my friend Paul whose daughter was driving it. I sold it to Roland for what I paid for it since he needed a car. When Roland decided to move to Atlanta some time later, I bought it back.

TAURUS WAGON

The company I worked for always had a company car, and they traded it in every two years. I got savvy and started buying them instead of letting them trade them. I could buy them for the trade in value and re-sell them. The one I kept was the Taurus

It was practical for me as I could transport people in comfort, rather than pile them into my smaller or older cars. I drove it for several years, then sold it for what I paid for it, LOL! I put it and the Z-28 on the corner for sale, and decided to keep whichever one did not sell. The Taurus sold almost immediately.

66 FAIRLANE CONVERTABLE

Browsing thru the Auto Trader, I saw a car in Ft. Lauderdale that caught my eye…a 66 Fairlane Convertible. I drove down to look at it, even though he was asking a lot of money… We could not reach a deal on a price, but the guys wife mentioned a dollar amount they needed to close on a new condo, and that was why she was making him sell his car. The husband never heard that. When I left, my final offer was the amount they needed to close…and when I got back to Port Orange they left a message for me saying to come and get it, so the next day I borrowed a truck and trailer and brought her home:

This was a fun car to drive around in. Rarely did I have the top up. This car arrived at a time when my work load was low, so I was able to do a lot of cruising…often throwing my bike in the back and heading beachside.

VENTURE FOR ANOTHER BIKE

Then another opportunity arose. My buddy Mike was living in North Carolina and was about to have his motorcycle repoed. He was coming to stay at my house, and was going to give the bike back to the finance company, then hitchhike home…he was always good at traveling. When he got here, I proposed an offer…I told him I did not want to loan him the money, but asked would he consider it vulturous if I paid off his loan and took the bike? It would be a win win win because, he would avoid a repo, the agency would get the money and I would get the bike. We all agreed and my next toy was in the garage:

This bike spoiled me…a V-twin 1200 right out of the V-max…it had tire smoking power, Cadillac comfort, a blasting stereo (of course I added polypropylene speakers and an amp, LOL). It was so huge and intimidating when I got it, but I grew into it quickly…eventually selling my Ninja because I hardly rode it.

Years later, I didn't ride much because of helmet trouble. I have an odd shaped head and finding a comfy helmet became difficult. One day a guy randomly stopped at my house and asked if I was the guy selling the Gold Wing. I explained that it was not a Gold Wing and not for sale. He asked me how much I would take for it, and I told him to make an offer…and it was generous enough that I loaded it up into his truck and said goodbye! I took that as a sign, as random as it was, and all…LOL! My first time without a motorcycle, although, after the helmet law repealed, I had a network of bikes I could access. That is where I am at now, although I think I am finding myself in the market for a bike again.

REBIRTH OF COOL

One year in the early 90s we had a treacherous winter that caused a lot of vehicle damage for me. One extreme casualty was my Galaxie. The engine froze so bad that I could not even use it for a core trade in, LOL! Took the valve covers off and metal was just everywhere, LOL! I had the car towed to Bunnell to Bob's shop where it sat for several years, with a patina of green mildew and a couple flat tires, and weeds all around.

I was embarrassed when my friend Ed told me that he saw a junk car I should buy for parts, and it was mine he was talking about. With some prodding from Rob, and some money in the bank, I towed the car back from Bunnell and set out to resurrect it…just simply wanted to clean it and replace the engine.

Peer pressure to do it right turned into a project…"Hey, while the engine is out lets replace the suspension…and this …and that…and change this…and HEY, how much effort would it take to put a coat of paint on it…or reupholster…." etc… And that is what happened. A simple engine swap became a $13,000 makeover.

Meanwhile, I sold the convertible, based on a great offer, a motivated buyer and the fact that I did not see myself restoring it now that I started the galaxy project.

I traded my 280Z to a guy in Orlando for a VW bug and some living room furniture.

This was a really sweet car with a factory crank sunroof. I had these huge 80s style spinner caps on it (not pictured). I kept it for awhile, but sold it to a motivated buyer.

A FEW CARS I HAVE NO PICS OF…

I also had a washer and dryer at my house that I didn't need. I traded those for a 76 Chevette that was the complete opposite of my other Chevette…it was such a cool car. It actually had power…it would spin the tires to the amazement of everyone who ever saw it do it, LOL! The mechanic across the street from where I worked was so impressed with it he wanted it for his sons first car, so we agreed on a price. I went to his house to deliver it and he had a sweet 71 Olds Cutlass in the garage. I asked why it was there, and he said he had gotten it for his son but felt that it was too much car, and he explained it was stored in the garage as their was no title. I am good at title work, so I offered to trade him the Chevette for the Cutlass and he agreed!! I got a title pretty quick. Again, this car got gobbled up by someone who admired it and made me a great offer… It was a wonderful bright orange with a white vinyl top. All original.

I also horse traded my way into a 73 Lincoln Town Car …all black, Mafia Staff Car, LOL. Think what the villains drive on Hawaii Five-O. LOL! Lots of stories around that car as well. I have some video of it, but no photos. It has an enormous 460 engine that would boil the tires! Four miles per gallon…6 after the dual exhaust got put on.

Years ago I had bought Rob's dad's 70 Montego and gave it to my brother to drive…when he was done with it I got it back and I believe I sold it to Roland in trade for a Honda Civic…and I traded the Honda Civic for a 64 Ford Fleetside truck. I loved this truck, and it is another vehicle I am sorry I sold. I wish I still had it. The Fleetside with a wraparound rear bumper…would be very nice today. If I had put the effort into the truck instead of the Galaxie, it would not have been misdirected effort. I had a guy beg me to buy it who was in love with it more than me…he made payments to me on it, then took it home and butchered it trying to customize it. That made me sad.

FINISHING THE GREAT WHITE

Around this time I had so many cars…up to 11 at one time. I wont even start to list them all here.

Started selling them down and getting to a reasonable amount after I went into Semi-retirement in 95 ish. Went focusing on finishing the Galaxy…ultimately assembling "THE GREAT WHITE II".

Lots of stories on how it got to this point…and lots of help, and even MORE money!! But it got there, stripped completely down, all old repairs redone, block sanded and prepped, new metal in the rust, new suspension, new engine…this was a 1993 Ford Galaxy, LOL!

THUNDERBIRD

The Z-28 was racking up the miles, and I put some money into fixing it up, dressing up with new rims, tires, stereo, etc… and that was just enough to get it stolen from me. I had it parked in front of City Hall in Orlando, but it was gone when I returned. A week later they found it in Pine Hills stripped. Towed it back to Port Orange and put the stock rims back on. Drove it for awhile, but decided to sell it…gave the new owner the screwdriver to start it, LOL! They guy fixed it up and it ended up on a few car lots…and now I have seen it running around town here…

When I sold it I decided to get a newer car. I was at Don Reid Ford with a salesman test driving a Thunderbird, when I saw one on the side of the road for sale…it belonged to a guy who died and his son was selling it. With the salesman there, I checked it out…took the car back to the Ford dealership, and went and bought the roadside car!

It was a nice teal color, that does not show well in this shot. Got a good deal on it. This was the car I had when I went into the karaoke biz. I was down to this car and the two Galaxies.

I was using the T-bird to pull a trailer back and forth to work. This was not a pain until either I got to a venue where the trailer didn't fit well, or I broke down and couldn't get the trailer towed WITH the car. Found myself sitting roadside with the trailer waiting for a friend with a hitch to come take ME home, when I realized it was time to find a van.

BOSSY aka THE MYSTERY MACHINE

Went to Orlando to buy the perfect van, and when I got there, the guy sold it while I was driving there. I was pissed, and I knew of this old tired Dodge Van my mechanic was selling for a customer…so I figured I would buy it until the right van came along, then sell it for what I paid for it.

Well, this thing won me over. Slant 6 Dodge, and it just kept going and going. My equipment fit perfectly, and it didn't look like a work van, so no one knew what I was transporting, so security was good. The interior was upholstered, and it had a comfy couch/bed in the back. The van cleaned up really nice, and had the original paint and had never been wrecked. I polished it up, and it still looked like a big cow, so I called it "Bossy". My patrons at work rechristened it as "The Mystery Machine" as a nod to the Scooby Doo Van.

RIP GREAT WHITE

All things come and go, and so it is with cars. Coming across the Old Broadway bridge, I was making the initial left embankment when the front right tire blew. This sent me up the retaining wall on 2 wheels, and when I returned to the road, there was no rubber to shield the wheel from the pavement. The rim bit into the asphalt sending me severely to the left, out of control, into a guardrail at the base of the newly installed divider…this meant piling thru the small rail into a concrete piling. I ended up on the passenger side of the car (no seatbelts in the 66...) and thru the windshield. My knees went into the gauge cluster. I got out and deliriously attempted to walk away, then decided to drive away, but the car was not drivable in the least. Someone arrived and called for help and I have some memory of talking to the police and getting in the ambulance, then I woke up in the hospital. The next morning, I called the tow yard to see about getting the car out, and the guy just came on the line and said "are you alright"? I had the car towed to my house to avoid any further storage charges. After assessing the damage, there was no way to rebuild the car…the frame was compressed a foot and the whole car was warped.

I ended up letting both Galaxies sit in the front yard for some time, ultimately selling them as a package. Holding the little money in my hand as they Galaxies went away taught me a financial lesson that would keep me from spending any more money on cars frivolously. It was what motivated me to start my real estate empire, LOL! My car became worthless, and I calculated how much I would have in my IRA if I had put the money there instead of in the car, and it was enough to pay off my mortgage at the time. Of course, after 9/11 my IRA's evaporated, but my house doubled in value, so no brainer…I quit buying cars, quit putting money in IRA's and began aggressively buying real estate. That was smart.

RIP T-BIRD

While I drove the Mystery Machine to work, Lori called to tell me that the T-bird had stalled out at a puddle in a rainstorm…her car was broke and she borrowed mine. Well it didn't just stall, it was completely hydro locked. Hello Geico, goodbye T-bird.

Needed a backup vehicle, so I bought a friends Blazer. She had just got a van, and didn't need the Blazer. She sold it to me cheap…I made the needed repairs right away, and , since it was "pink' when I got it, I buffed it to a high lustrous red. She thought I painted it, but a good buffing did wonders. Here it is with my karaoke trailer:

CHOCOLATE THUNDER

On the lookout for another van, I found my next one on the roadside as well…it was bought brand new by a manufacturing plant near my house, and had low miles as it did not go out often. It was heavily oxidized and needed brake work… I offered a ridiculously low sum of money for it, cash, and they took it. Enter, Chocolate Thunder:

Called it Chocolate Thunder because it buffed out to a Hershey metallic brown, and had a nice rumble to it. It was in pretty good shape, aside from a dented back bumper and a rusty hood.

This van served me well, and relegated the Mystery Machine to backup status. Of course, we all know what happened to this van…this was the van I broke my neck in. Coming home, spun the van out and got airborne, and hit a pine tree with the drivers door, then landed upside down on an oak tree.

Coming back from that tragedy, the Mystery Machine was not up to the task of full time duty. Did a couple of runs with it before deciding that I needed a new van… so I went to the dealership as they were offering new vans at a ridiculously low price…I could not afford NOT to buy this, it was so cheap, and they upgraded the interior with a bulkhead divider and fiber body liner to protect my gear.

THE ESCORT SERVICE

My Mom had a Ford Escort that I began driving after she took ill. When it was apparent she would never drive again, I put it in my name to insure it on my policy. She had gotten it brand new and it was a pretty good car to go on the highway with cheaply…good running around town, drive on your day off car.

Unfortunately, on a trip thru Orlando, it overheated and blew a head gasket. The repair cost was close to the book value, so rather than fix it to have something else break, I sold it.

Here is a pic of the cars I had at the house during the big hurricanes…I parked them all at a plaza near the house to protect them from falling trees…which turned out to be smart since we got completely blocked in by falling trees, LOL:

CONCLUSION

So now that the business dictates what I drive, I have this Chevy van , and a Dodge Cargo Van that I bought from Lori's Mom. She was trading it in for a Kia and I bought it from her for what they were giving her on the trade in. It is what I drive on my day off, or to take the dogs somewhere. This replaced the Mystery Machine, which I reluctantly sold to a painter in Deltona to use as a work van. I hated that van the first time I saw it, but it is one of the only vans I got a sentimental attachment to. I hated to see it go…

This is the first point in my adult life that I don't have a "fun" car or motorcycle to be me in! Hopefully down the road I can rectify that after I get my medical debt gone and have some discretionary income.

Hope you enjoyed my memories as much as I enjoyed remembering them. There is sooooo much that I did not include here!! I have probably had over 60 vehicles come and go, but these were the ones that I had the better memories of, or that brought to mind stories…so many stories, that I have not even scraped the surface of!